Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Razer Venom, Viagra For Hardcore Gamers

Posted on/at 1:15:00 PM by SBdude

Razer Venom - Prolong Your Gaming Experience

Ever felt like you want to play on for hours but you can’t? “Just one more mission! One more round!” you say. Now you can go all night long (and longer) with the Razer Venom. Scientifically proven to boost your senses and take down any signs of fatigue, you will now be able to clock up to over 100 hours of gaming time in one sitting.

Now you don’t have to worry about things like “sleep” and “food”. With Razer Venom in your veins, serum additives like oxymialterxin and doctixilin keep your body nourished to keep you as fit as a fiddle – the food of champions.

Razer Venom comes in an intravenous solution bag for personal consumption or a nebulizer which diffuses the Venom solution into a green mist to be inhaled, perfect for a week long LAN party with your clan mates.

All you have to do is inject the needle into your veins and let Razer Venom do the rest. Razer Venom comes in a 300ml intravenous solution bag which will last you the duration of your week long gaming experience.

For those packing the nebulizer, just insert the cartridge into the machine, turn the switch up and let the green mist do all the work. Your LAN party will be illuminated in a menacing glow of green, the perfect sanctuary for the ultimate gamer in his own environment.

The Razer Venom Nebulizer will help you and your friends get in the fray of a week long adrenaline rush that will make a serial killer’s bloodlust look like a tea party.

Razer Venom starter packs selling at close to $40 for 3 !!

Complete game achievements, farm for gold, slay some orcs, pillage villages. Nothing can stand in your way now that you’re on a 120 hour marathon of awesomeness. This is the future. This is Razer Venomhttp://www.razerzone.com/venom/

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